By Notfamous - 02/12/2015 22:18 - United States - West Point

Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
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C0deJunk1e 23

Tell her to write her own book.

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RedPillSucks 31

Respond with; The memories you have of my childhood with you are priceless, so I've more than paid enough.

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NonScaryPumkin 22

I hate when parents try to use "I raised you now you owe me." Like no one told you to have a child and if you didn't want a child there are many ways to prevent childbirth.

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writerchic85 25

She chose to have you. You dont owe her any money. Life doesn't work like that.

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hpandher 16

Perhaps she was kidding and you took it seriously so she carried out on.

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MonstreBelle 28

A quarter is too much. At most, give her a penny. It would still be very generous of OP

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CliffyB03 28

What's the book called? I'd read it just because I can

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DMDiaz 15

Making your daughter give you the money she deserves.. That makes so much sense. She sounds like an interesting mom. Did you write the book about her?

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leogachi 15

@51 It's called, 'Shit My Mother Says, Part 1.'

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Peppersworth 6

No it was her choice to have children, you can't have children and then expect payment for raising them.

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