By Notfamous - 02/12/2015 22:18 - United States - West Point

Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
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C0deJunk1e 23

Tell her to write her own book.

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Rainbow_Rhinos 23

Do not give her a single penny of your royalties. They belong to you, and we're earned from your hard work. You don't owe her anything. Don't let her pressure you.

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Captain_Debilos_fml 13

tell her you will use that money to let her die in a retirement home

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Sandman2015 12

Laugh at her and move on with your day. She isn't entitled to your financial success.

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anonymouse5000 12

Tell her that she shouldnt have raised you then

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0rca 4

She is free to take it to court if she feels like it. Tell her to contact your lawyer.

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klawzor 17

You'd think you'd learn to stop commenting when all of your comments get buried.

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Roadmaster6k 6

Tell her to be nice because you get to choose her nursing home.

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latteboy50 12

Don't pay her. She doesn't deserve it.

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