Miscellaneous: Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty...

By mommysgirlapparently - 29/10/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML

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You deserved it 8 050

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By iamshrimpy - 08/01/2010 06:24 - Canada

Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML

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You deserved it 6 029

By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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You deserved it 8 796

By MrDisgrace - 17/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML

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You deserved it 362

Buzz off

By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 16:59

Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML

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You deserved it 87

By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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You deserved it 52 108

By rosmaizura - 01/10/2010 07:39 - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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You deserved it 22 383

Facebook drama

By fistycunt4 - 06/12/2014 20:22 - United States - Belmont

Today, I posted a picture of me without makeup on Facebook. A "friend" commented, "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied, "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML

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You deserved it 3 784

By superb12345 - 12/05/2016 02:50 - United States - Cascade

Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML

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You deserved it 927

By Anonymous - 10/05/2013 19:28 - United States - Warren

Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML

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You deserved it 6 452

By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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You deserved it 2 821

thao_fml 6

Friday 29 October 2010 8:32

Mom who still cares isn't the worst thing in the world.

Chickenfoot117 6

Friday 29 October 2010 8:33

So what? It means she cares about you.

Comments

bellacatdaydream 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 17:17

well what did you expect? She's your mom.

decade444 4

Monday 27 June 2011 9:12

She could have been one of those who just don't give flying ****. Appreciate her!

MYOB1997 0

Tuesday 9 August 2011 6:16

just curious...watd she say?

hebron77 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 11:56

Just cause she defends you doesn't mean she's fighting the fights. It's good to know someone has your back.

IxCallxBULLSHIT 9

Sunday 25 September 2011 13:51

Let's have a "MOM SWAP". ;)

youtubetre_fml 14

Thursday 27 October 2011 22:45

I have an hidden sister ?? OMG :)

TishaPort 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 13:43

Sounds like a nice mom to me! You should feel special to have a mother who still gives a shit. Most parents don't care once their kid hits 18.

Arya1990 7

Sunday 8 July 2012 14:28

It's not that bad... I can see it being a bit embarrassing, especially as you're male, but still not an FML. Mums are mums for life. A real FML would be waking up to a mum that doesn't care any more. (Or who can't for various, universally horrible reasons).