Work: Today, my mom put me in charge of her business's Facebook. Later,... - FML

By ShadowReiku - 23/08/2013 02:05 - United States - Odenton

Today, my mom put me in charge of her business's Facebook. Later, I was doing homework and took a Facebook break, changing my status to "So fucking boring." I'd forgotten to log out of the business account. FML

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fishyrael 28

Saturday 24 August 2013 1:34

Hey guys. I did realize my mistake very shortly after and deleted the status before anyone caught it. My mom's business is still getting off the ground and so I would be very surprised to find out that anyone at all saw it before it was deleted. As for no one caring, my facebook is only for very close friends, so I wasn't expecting any likes or anything - just any reprieve from the dullness of what I was doing. This was not really an end of the world thing, just a little "Oh shit" moment I thought I'd share.

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robbilee 14

Friday 23 August 2013 9:16

How many people liked it?

xdissizit 16

Friday 23 August 2013 9:18

That's what Twitter is for. Updates no one cares about. Lol.

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nick3600 22

Monday 16 September 2013 2:26

Moron

wasalsa2 7

Friday 12 September 2014 19:59

just delete it before its seen

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 29 September 2015 18:28

Fail OP at least you caught it before anyone probably saw it

RedPandax 23

Tuesday 29 September 2015 20:34

I wonder why this is on the front page, OP responded two years ago?

jk953 8

Wednesday 30 September 2015 8:37

It was probably one of those things where someone was given a sticky note telling them to put this on the front page, and then it got lost in all the crap on their desk, and then finally after 2 years they decided to clean their desk and found the sticky note, then they read it and had a magical flash back to when it was given to them and so they quickly got on to the website and put it on the front page... something like that

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