Miscellaneous: Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML - FML

By allgrowedup - 12/02/2011 03:10 - United States

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

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You deserved it 5 495

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By wtf - 29/11/2010 16:05 - United States

Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML

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By dangyo - 26/01/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML

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You deserved it 7 084

By bw9669 - 28/01/2010 19:35 - Canada

Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML

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You deserved it 5 112

By thatguy - 25/06/2011 07:47 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

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You deserved it 2 983

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 14:00

Today, it's been a week since my mom left me at my auntie's, she just called to tell me she took a job abroad. I think I’m an abandoned orphan. FML

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You deserved it 72

By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 06:06

Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML

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You deserved it 240

By My mom - 18/03/2010 01:10 - France

Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML

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You deserved it 12 211

By Bear - 10/07/2017 04:30

Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML

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You deserved it 380

By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

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You deserved it 3 176

By Ania - 15/10/2011 05:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

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Top comments

wicker75 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 7:42

You should have sex with the babysitter then

mrssheldoncooper 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 7:40

Your mom needs to cut the umbilical cord. I feel sorry for you.

Comments

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Saturday 12 February 2011 8:01

That really sucks.. I'm 17. If my mom hired a babysitter for me.. FYL.

ktdad07 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 9:53

Finish that thought whenever you'd like, dear.

romano07 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 10:00

grammar nazified unfortunately =/

Ninja_ABN 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 8:03

Dude bang her! xP

legendary242 5

Saturday 12 February 2011 8:04

Wow that blows

Alexxcunningham 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 8:36

the babysitter better too.

Troll1 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 9:15

WIN^

Acousticpixie14 6

Saturday 12 February 2011 8:04

Well maybe you shouldn't have behaved in a way that made her feel like you needed a babysitter...

Reaper417 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 18:39

nice pic

Acousticpixie14 6

Saturday 12 February 2011 20:10

Thanks [:

Efilyn 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 8:18

Is your babysitter younger than you?

sarah2144 14

Friday 4 March 2011 3:07

Seriously. I started babysitting when I was 13. So the babysitter could probably be younger. XD

talb1 7

Saturday 12 February 2011 8:22

smash!!!

Omgwithabang 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 8:25

I'm gunna be 17 in a month. I has not had a babysitter since I was uhh 7 or 8. Although id rather be babysat then being er... whats the word.. censored? naive? Idunno... I used to know the word. but I'm being "protected" from the world ithink. Over protective guardian that thinks Ima be a druggie...

doink 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 8:41

Sheltered?

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 12 February 2011 9:42

7 or 8 isn't normal either.

JanisEvans 10

Saturday 12 February 2011 11:34

YDI for writing in LOL-cat. Or something even worse.

Rachel_Vikram 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 13:09

woah... after reading this FML I don't feel so bad about being baby sat by my grandparents nearly everyday... I'm almost 15.

mintcar 9

Saturday 12 February 2011 8:25

She clearly doesn't trust you.

Privations_fml 0

Saturday 12 February 2011 8:26

**** them.

angel55033 12

Saturday 12 February 2011 8:28

well if that's not a sign I duno what is!! lol

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