Miscellaneous: Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone....

By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

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By moweezy9 - 21/02/2011 21:07 - United States

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

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By montextes - 25/07/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 01:15 - India - Ahmedabad

Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2010 22:26

Today, I text messaged my mom from Afghanistan to let her know everything was okay. She responded, telling me not to message her so much because "the price of text messages really adds up." FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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By anonymas - 29/01/2010 15:29 - Norway

Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML

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By segal1010 - 28/02/2013 00:27 - United States - Potomac

Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML

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By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills

Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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By Nudge23 - 26/09/2011 07:26 - Australia

Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML

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ceddyz17 10

Wednesday 2 November 2011 19:05

Smart phone used for dumb things

yamatelle 19

Wednesday 2 November 2011 19:11

"Mom, please STFU!" "What does that mean?" "ummm...Save The Faithless Unbelievers..."

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meganbrooke69 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 1:23

Oh parents who text, not a pretty sight

JakeTha_A01 5

Thursday 3 November 2011 1:32

Awwww she just loves ya

Michele02 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 1:50

Omg my mom did the same thing when she got her phone... Ya is sucked really bad /: well have fun with her (: haha

howdoilook 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 1:52

Give her some of your not so close friends phone numbers & tell her they LOVE TEXT'G

wigglewiggle_fml 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 1:56

This is EXACTLY why parents should definitely NOT text. At least your mum..and mine...

deomarie 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 2:19

I feel for you....it sucks!!!!!!

xXkingmikeXx 5

Thursday 3 November 2011 2:30

Ahh moms appreciate them while they're here because well miss them

xXkingmikeXx 5

Thursday 3 November 2011 2:30

Ahh moms appreciate them while they're here because well miss them

cheerleader205 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:06

There should b a block button for texting on ur phone so a number can't text u

SadOP 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:58

Haha that sucks

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