By Anonymous Cunt - 24/11/2012 19:38 - Netherlands - Blaricum

Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML
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0ops_i_died 8

Tell her she's slowly giving herself high blood pressure from freaking out about shit that's not a big deal

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gc327072 30

Because fake tan stuff has UV rays within it! That's how it works! Duh!

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chellyX92 8

Bronzer as in the makeup? My mom actually recommended that I begin to use some during the winter months. I'm sorry though OP maybe she'll understand if you explain theres no radiation in it.

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KM96 24

Sorry mum ... GLUM FACE

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perdix 29

Your mom's an idiot. Everyone knows that bronzer gives you herpes.

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ICastillo 24

Herpes are forever to. So you use bronzer once and it lasts forever.

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frottiejoy 7

maybe she knows something you dont

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CountMango 5

We need DocBastard here.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Once he removes his ass from your face, you'll see him.

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nachosbabygurl 9

your moms immature

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sirlime 1

You're only giving yourself cancer if you think that fake ass white person tan is going to protect u from UV rays that exist anywhere outside! But then again that is how u actually get tan

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SenselessPattern 12

*Massages forehead* ...Good try, but lets work on getting the details when you (hopefully) reread it again.

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wubbazugg 5

No you're just a fake.

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