Miscellaneous: Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying...

By elijah - 17/08/2012 14:27 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML

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Same thing different taste

By SwingingGallows - 15/07/2016 15:43

Today, I bought my mother an expensive TV she had been looking at. After I bought it, she continued browsing for more stuff. I told her I couldn't afford the extra items. She got mad and called me "selfish". FML

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You deserved it 1 110

Drama farmers

By Anonymous - 12/03/2024 06:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, my dad lectured me because my mom cried herself to sleep last night. Why? Because I didn't want to watch a movie with her. I had to go to sleep to be up for work at 6 a.m., and was too tired to watch a movie in the first place. I live with drama queens. FML

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You deserved it 87

Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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You deserved it 8 736

Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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You deserved it 333

Boozehound

By fuck you mom - 17/04/2020 20:00

Today, my mom laid into me, calling me a selfish bitch, blaming me for my dad not being around and finally that she should’ve aborted me. All because I couldn't get her booze from the neighborhood market she’s been banned from. I’m not even 21. FML

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You deserved it 167

You idiot!

By Anonymous - 28/10/2019 22:00

Today, I didn't want to hang out with my girlfriend so I could binge watch Pawn Stars instead. When she asked me why not, I lied not very convincingly and said my mom was sick and needed my help. She now thinks I'm cheating on her. FML

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You deserved it 3 075

Selfish

By Anon - 10/10/2011 15:24 - Canada

Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML

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You deserved it 2 625

By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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By Anonymous Cunt - 24/11/2012 19:38 - Netherlands - Blaricum

Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML

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You deserved it 17 621

Vessels

By failed brood mare - 17/11/2013 17:46 - United States - Hollywood

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

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You deserved it 3 113

calilovesneb 12

Friday 17 August 2012 18:58

Just tell her you learned from the best! That's what I say to my mom when she makes comments like that.

theslimshadylp 6

Friday 17 August 2012 18:59

Best show on television i don't blame her.

Comments

pogue36 5

Friday 17 August 2012 21:43

Ydi how dare you watch breaking bad without her!

panda_burrito 2

Friday 17 August 2012 21:53

You ******* asshat! How could you do that to her!?!? YDI

SirEBC 7

Friday 17 August 2012 21:55

Very funny, guys.

inkedkingpin 3

Friday 17 August 2012 21:58

Magnets, bitch.

crowland0 0

Friday 17 August 2012 22:04

I understand why she is mad. I love Breaking Bad too!

Kiki242 19

Friday 17 August 2012 22:13

I think I just moderated your mom's FML.

purplebumblebee 2

Friday 17 August 2012 22:39

YOU BITCH!

HmongJohn 9

Friday 17 August 2012 22:41

"kids follow the example set by their parents." that would have made a good comeback...

jessicaariel13 3

Friday 17 August 2012 22:44

Lol I'd be mad too because that show is pretty great

mrsm13 11

Friday 17 August 2012 23:02

My mom doesn't like me watching that show but I do anyway because it's amazing ;)

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Today, as I was translating for a patient to get an MRI, the tech asked if I had metal in my body. In front of the patient, I had to disclose that my nipples were pierced, so I couldn’t accompany the patient bedside. FML

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Today, I was having lunch with my boyfriend and talking about how stressed out I've been because of my job. While I'm speaking, he pulls out his phone and says his boss is texting him and it was important. There was a game of Tetris reflecting onto his glasses from his phone. FML

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Today, at work, my boss and I went upstairs to storage. We got in the elevator, I pressed the second floor button, and it didn't move so I repeatedly pressed the button. It wasn't until the fifth press that I realized we were already on the second floor. She thought I was an idiot. FML

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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

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You deserved it 7 816

Today, my roommate used my PC without asking. Long story short, it's now infected with ransomware. The dissertation I've been working on for months is now encrypted, along with all the backups on my second hard drive. Now I have to pay the hackers $1,500 to get the decryption key. FML

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Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML

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Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML

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