By seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 737
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Same thing different taste

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I think it's a little much for people to be calling other animals "manipulators". We're clearly much more manipulative species than they will ever be.

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It's a cat. Of course it's a manipulator.

Well technically the cat's a catnipulator

Be careful or he'll Frisky your valuables away.

They'll never litter get away with it.

perdix 29

#13, no, technically a cat would be a "pawnipulator." The "man-" in "manipulator" is from the Latin word for hand.

She's right, it is. She should get rid of it. That is, if it doesn't get rid of her first. DUN DUN DUN DUN

avapaige1234 19

Aww poor kitty. I feel for you, OP.

Cats are (can be) very manipulative. Stop assuming they're innocent because they're animals.

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What's it say that your Mom is able to be manipulated by a cat?

That mumsy is extremely vulnerable to the cuteness proximity effect? "Aww, whosacutekitty? Isityou? Yesitis! You'reakitty! Let me get you some noms!" *ten minutes later* "God-damn it! The cat's got me to give it three servings of fishy treats in the last hour! Blasted feline manipulator!"

She is right. You can't trust them!