Work: Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in...

By NotJobbing - 11/08/2015 23:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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You deserved it 37 876

By Anonymous - 27/12/2016 13:16 - Australia

Today, my extremely lazy colleague received a promotion with benefits, while I was fired for "not being a team-player". I had stayed quiet about her constant negative behaviour because my supervisor said we needed to "have each other's backs". While I was protecting hers, she put a knife in mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2014 20:57 - India - Kundan

Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML

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You deserved it 3 515

By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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You deserved it 35 782

By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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You deserved it 2 329

By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

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You deserved it 6 997

By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML

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You deserved it 2 999

By Anonymous - 28/06/2019 16:03

Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML

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You deserved it 516

By Pouya - 18/12/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML

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You deserved it 42 858

Public freakout

By selfdefense - 12/10/2009 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML

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You deserved it 2 566

Soninuva 41

Wednesday 12 August 2015 9:13

This is where you call HR.

I_see_your_anger 10

Wednesday 12 August 2015 9:14

How dare you get a promotion you worked for.

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Witchylady 17

Thursday 13 August 2015 0:57

So sorry. Fight for your rights. Hope your jaw is ok.

tamesenicole 27

Thursday 13 August 2015 2:51

I would love a follow up op

sassy2085 16

Thursday 13 August 2015 3:03

That escalated quickly.

mrswombat 16

Thursday 13 August 2015 5:28

Wrongful termination for 20, please.

citrusglass 22

Thursday 13 August 2015 13:43

The only one doing any abusing is your coworker. Damnnn.

radiocaf 29

Thursday 13 August 2015 16:31

Employment tribunal.

tlnorman 18

Thursday 13 August 2015 22:29

The moron assaulted you he should be fired. Call HR.

Ace4Of4Spades4 11

Friday 14 August 2015 0:42

You should take who fired you to court for abusing their power, you had a perfectly legit reason to fire him.

boats75 4

Saturday 15 August 2015 8:31

HR lawsuit and charge the other guy with assault

cylus13 9

Tuesday 18 August 2015 9:32

Smells like a law suit to me

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