Work: Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in...

By NotJobbing - 11/08/2015 23:05 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my lazy bastard of a co-worker punched me straight in the jaw because he didn't get the promotion I did. Being his new manager, I fired him. A few hours later, I was fired for "abusing" my power. FML

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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

By sistermonster - 26/02/2014 09:45 - France - Salon-de-provence

Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML

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You deserved it 37 876

By Anonymous - 27/12/2016 13:16 - Australia

Today, my extremely lazy colleague received a promotion with benefits, while I was fired for "not being a team-player". I had stayed quiet about her constant negative behaviour because my supervisor said we needed to "have each other's backs". While I was protecting hers, she put a knife in mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2014 20:57 - India - Kundan

Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML

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You deserved it 3 515

By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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You deserved it 35 782

By David - 02/09/2016 06:01 - United States - London

Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML

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You deserved it 2 329

By Anonymous - 30/11/2010 03:08 - United States

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

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You deserved it 6 997

By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML

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You deserved it 2 999

By Anonymous - 28/06/2019 16:03

Today, I told my supervisor how awful my coworker was at her job. I then got fired. FML

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You deserved it 516

By Pouya - 18/12/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, it was my first day as a promoted manager. I got fired for being late. FML

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You deserved it 42 858

Public freakout

By selfdefense - 12/10/2009 04:16 - United Kingdom

Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML

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You deserved it 2 566

Soninuva 41

Wednesday 12 August 2015 9:13

This is where you call HR.

I_see_your_anger 10

Wednesday 12 August 2015 9:14

How dare you get a promotion you worked for.

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countryguy91290 16

Saturday 22 August 2015 14:28

so illegal. you should not have been fired.

chitochito 17

Tuesday 25 August 2015 3:26

26758 people are immature. YDI.

DogeBall 6

Tuesday 29 September 2015 5:23

Sounds like u overreacted just because he punched u u have to ruin his life u prob won't even get a real bruise I think U should be fired

Pixiewolfe 46

Monday 29 May 2017 20:38

Seriously?

fionaeatsalot 3

Saturday 24 October 2015 18:14

dude. sue.

randybryant799 20

Wednesday 6 October 2021 21:10

This makes no sense. The guy assaulted you. Call the cops.

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