YDI for being on a period. JK, he's a douche. But then again, if he's not interested in the amusement park when the rollercoaster is broken, maybe there's improvement potential for the other rides? ;)

that ******...

You deserve better, OP. Sex between committed members off a relationship should be a matter of mutual chosen and not a condition of being treated like a human being. I would advise you to either seek marriage counseling or cut your losses.

Romance really is dead.

It's sad that thoes are the hoops he needs to jump through to get some.

You deserve better, OP. Sex between committed members of a relationship should be a matter of mutual consent and not a condition of being treated like a human being. I would advise you to either seek marriage counseling or cut your losses.

you shouldn't do nice things for people expecting something in return. that said you could have just put a towel down

With enough wine, the back nine is open all month. Sounds to me like you married a quitter.

Jerky much ?

Put a towel down