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By starley - 13/08/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my husband of 3 years, who I have a 1 year old daughter with, told me he wants a divorce, but who knows, maybe in the future we can "date." FML

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Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

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Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By ReginaW - 14/03/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, my husband sat me down to tell me he’s filing for divorce as he’s fallen out of love with me and loves my 19 year-old daughter (his step-daughter). Furthermore, I’m off the lease when it expires next month so they can live together. We have a 2 month-old son. He replied, “OK, and? I’ll pay child support.” FML

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By Julissa - 25/02/2021 00:30

Today, I got a call from my husband, saying that he wants a divorce, he’s been seeing his colleague and that she’s more compatible to him. I’ve just given birth to out first child. He told me, "Aww, good luck with that." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2020 21:02 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML

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By jentown11 - 28/09/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

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By Lorne - 02/06/2023 15:00

Today, I told my wife I wanted a divorce. I haven’t been in love with her for a long time and I've fallen in love with a girl at my job. When I told her this, she responded with, “No, fuck that, we're going to couples' therapy and you are gonna be a father to our kids!” I guess that’s a “No.” FML

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hiitisbrooke 28

Friday 13 August 2010 16:04

aha atleast he has to pay child support

fadingaway 17

Friday 13 August 2010 16:22

Kill him :)

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nicqui 0

Monday 23 August 2010 7:39

What a huge douche. Take him for all he's worth (which is hopefully something).

KoeRayLee 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 7:41

I like your outlook wish you Luck.!!**

msloquita 0

Friday 27 May 2011 15:45

is he retarded or something???

Carol57 2

Friday 5 August 2011 20:37

Dump him now! he's a cheat!

Anglwrfish 17

Sunday 9 October 2011 23:38

Jerk! I hope he'll at least pay child support.

thebritishpotato 2

Sunday 8 June 2014 19:59

I'm sorry but what a jackass

daemonsparta 16

Tuesday 4 August 2015 10:11

hope he likes paying child support

Oley 27

Tuesday 22 December 2015 7:39

Wow, that truly sucks. My maiden last name is Starley. :p

Jamesd84 5

Sunday 20 November 2016 20:55

That's too bad.

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