Miscellaneous: Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML

By flyingpuppy - 17/06/2012 06:33 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 18:01 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML

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By botheredgf - 09/11/2010 12:02 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend drunkenly decided to let his friends cut his hair into a mullet. He won't change it. I'm supposed to introduce him to my family. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 24/04/2012 23:59 - United States

Today, my son told me he needed a haircut. I was thrilled that he actually requested it, since he normally throws a fit over getting them. He described the cut he wants. It's a mullet. FML

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Bad hair day

By Noname - 30/01/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to get a haircut and the first thing the lady asked was, "So, do you want to keep the mullet?" What mullet?! FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2023 16:00

Today, I decided to try a new hairstyle. I ended up with a haircut that makes me look like a cross between a mullet head and a pineapple. My friends are planning on making fun of me for a few weeks, so might as well shave it all off. FML

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By Nick - 20/03/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life". She has had the same mullet haircut since '84. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2021 14:01

Today, I went to go get a haircut. I asked for layers and bangs. She gave me a mullet. My job requires me to be in court on a regular basis and to look professional. I didn't realize mullets were professional. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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taylordanielle98 1

Sunday 17 June 2012 12:16

Business in the front party in the back

perdix 29

Sunday 17 June 2012 12:18

I hope you mean the fish. They make slightly-better-than-mediocre pets.

Comments

kiss_1214 17

Sunday 24 June 2012 22:33

He's going Joe Dirt.

MinnyWheat 8

Wednesday 27 June 2012 15:30

Worked for Rambo

noisebox 1

Monday 13 August 2012 20:46

Do you live in Surrey BC?

HollaWog 1

Friday 19 October 2012 7:13

Cut it in his sleep and blame it on the cat. Cats love hair.

FatherofTime87 18

Sunday 25 May 2014 7:31

Solid snake has a mullet

dragonrider1959 18

Saturday 1 November 2014 21:16

So? It's his decision

goaliestud30 23

Monday 17 November 2014 0:42

You should be happy he has Flow!

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