Health: Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb...

By Anonymous - 10/07/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 16:28 - United States - Great Mills

Today, I was trying to convince my husband to not trim the lower branches of my favorite tree. After pleading my case, I turned around and ran smack into one of said branches. My face and my dignity still hurt. FML

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Move!

By patrickRafael - 29/12/2009 14:21 - Singapore

Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML

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By Jopes - 10/05/2009 12:44 - United States

Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML

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Too little, too late

By ragsy - 14/08/2009 16:54 - United States

Today, I finally went to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw to cut down the tree leaning dangerously over my garage. When I got home, I found the tree had fallen and taken out the roof while I was shopping. FML

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By Zinfandel - 07/08/2010 06:04 - United States

Today, I decided to clear up some storm damage. I carefully cut a tree that was threatening to fall on my house. It fell on my neighbor's house instead. He's taking me to court for damages. FML

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By shoutoutloud2him - 05/12/2009 08:48 - United States

Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML

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By trees - 24/07/2013 16:44 - United States - Waupaca

Today, I watched one of my neighbor's trees fall into the electrical lines outside my house. This was after he took a chainsaw to the tree. He refuses to cover the damages. FML

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You deserved it 2 926

By 1ndustrytx - 04/09/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was awakened by the sound of chain-saws. Moments later a tree branch came through my roof. FML

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By in debt - 01/11/2018 13:30

Today, a tree fell on our 3-month-old family car. Today, I also learned that my husband never insured it. It's probably scrap, and we still have to pay it off for the next 5 years. FML

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By spasticock - 19/08/2012 18:09 - Portugal - Barreiro

Today, I climbed the tree in my backyard so I could cut off some stray branches. I ended up getting stuck, and instead of immediately getting help, my wife started laughing and recording me. The video is now circulating on Facebook, and my new nickname is "Hawkeye." FML

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mfmylifesrsly 29

Monday 11 July 2011 9:03

Maybe you shouldn't have been standing in the way then?...

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 11 July 2011 9:05

well even trees hate nagging.

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emmiep1011 7

Monday 11 July 2011 9:12

that my friend is what you get for bitching

emeraldchicky 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:12

ungrateful...

Das_Judenburg 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:38

Unattractive...

dreamering 16

Monday 11 July 2011 9:13

Take the positive side: Your brain is still intact.

Snowble11 13

Monday 11 July 2011 9:13

Karma's a birch isn't it?

imOaks 3

Monday 11 July 2011 14:13

I see what you did there.

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Monday 11 July 2011 17:18

lol

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Monday 11 July 2011 17:18

lol

daisyloo 7

Monday 11 July 2011 19:00

You're hilarious!! Hahah!:) FYL OP....maybe don't stand so close to the tree next time so I guess you kinda deserved it.

babyfireball77 14

Monday 11 July 2011 9:13

*Karma..

pardonski 0

Monday 11 July 2011 17:56

AAAAGGHHH!!!!! you Nazi!!!!!

Zebidee 8

Monday 11 July 2011 9:14

Wow - you had to stand over the guy even while he was actually doing the thing you'd been nagging him about? Give the man some room FFS.

glacilia80 8

Monday 11 July 2011 9:16

How come you're still alive ? Lol

hannahtaskey 9

Monday 11 July 2011 9:41

She said tree limb, not the whole tree...

ryzalicious 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 5:44

that's what I was wondering!

onecutechick101 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:19

your husband loves you so much I see!! wicked witch of the east!!

foilindo 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:21

see?! he timed it perfectly!!! great success!!! lol

dayrin7 4

Monday 11 July 2011 9:24

and your still alive....? hmm. o.O

jjames7543 13

Monday 11 July 2011 15:27

That tree limb would be a mighty big to kill her...

jjames7543 13

Monday 11 July 2011 15:29

Ignore the a

fuzzyrat1 4

Monday 11 July 2011 17:28

you're*

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