By Anonymous - 13/10/2012 21:54 - Australia - Brisbane

Spicy
Today, my husband decided that he simply couldn't exist any longer without giving me his own version of a wet-willy. He creeped up on me as I was sleeping and wiggled his wet penis around in my ear. FML
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laurensauren 9

It was small enough to fit in your ear AND wiggle around?

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Herculesninja27 5

It's called ear sex lmao

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Metallica36176 16

It annoys the hell out of me when I read stupid shit like this. Why do guys think that's funny?! Do every possible thing that grosses him out. Fart, use the bathroom with the door open, don't shave etc..see how he likes it. That's ******* gross.

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Korra_fml 23

Oh wow.. there's 2 possibilities here: 1) either you have gigantic ears or 2) (and far more likely) he has an extremely tiny dick...

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SpikyG 3

Send Chuck Norris there!

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jubjub86 7

That's not his version that is actually the original version, hence wet WILLY......

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Dairyking 8

I'm not sure if this calls for FYL or YDI, but it sure is funny. :)

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Theblackrose8 5

It was small enough to fit?!

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friedchickenpie 14

I instinctively cringed and covered my right ear when I read this.

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baseballgirl25 6

Shove a ***** in his ear, let's see how much he enjoys it. If that doesn't work fart in his face, or embarrass him any way you can.

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