By Evra - 16/04/2015 05:04 - United States

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Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML
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Charles900 16

I'd give him an "A" for effort.

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anonymouse5000 12

So FML for that? Why would you post that here. People seem to think this is twitter or something. Post something that's devastating, not day to day crap.

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kpetrovski 24

In a way, that's kind of sweet of him :p No?

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Grenith 21

7 minutes of unerect sex? I'd say he's at least trying.

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Dustmop 18

Aw that poor darlin! It sounds sweet of him for still trying, He wasn't just thinking of himself.

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Perry85 42

At least he tried to still let you finish....Got to give him credit for that...

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justsayingbeach 15

Who's to say you didn't cum soon enough? How rude and unloving you ungrateful woman

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Jjjjjjjam24 3

That’s kind of shit I hate in a woman, if he did that more than once in the times you’ve had sex then I’d ask him about it. But what you did ******* killed his self conscience

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