By soontobesingle - 27/03/2013 19:55 - United Kingdom - Sherborne
Same thing different taste
By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States
Let that sink in
By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 21:42 - Canada
Explain yourself
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
It was the painkillers, I swear
By laurenh211 - 17/11/2020 17:02 - United Kingdom
By N/A - 25/09/2012 04:13 - Canada - Edmonton
News to me
By Whitney - 09/10/2022 02:30
By Mariah Heimann - 15/12/2011 03:34 - United States
Foot in mouth
By Noname - 24/02/2009 05:05 - United States
By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States
Be careful, please!
By WolfsScar - 08/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Lincoln
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Tell him that she was right!
Ha my name is a joke. Get over yourself
I moderated this ^.^
Send a buddy to break *his* arm. Then tell him that *now* you buy it.
Dislocate his arm then pimp slap that ***** with it.
Maybe their buying something for him
Break his arm.
awe im sorry ... hes such an ass for doing that to you
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Tell him that he's about to have another broken arm.
That really sucks. And she must be a moron to speak while he's on the phone with his wife.