By wife - 22/02/2015 03:47 - United States - Oceanside

Today, my husband lost his keys again. It's a daily struggle to find them. This time they were in an ice cube, literally. He said he must have accidentally put them in there when making ice. He's going to be the father of my future children. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

Well at least you will know the first place to look should the kids go missing.

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theotherguyss 3

You know what they say, freezers are the perfect place to raise your kids =.

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exuberant_orange 17

Write these things down, it'll make for great sitcom material later. :P

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Mandybruin 15

Are you perhaps married to the absent-minded professor? Maybe try a pet first?

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lilybadilly25 15

You need one of those key chains that beeps when you whistle! Or, they even have some that bark!

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silver_belle 7

Plot twist; maybe he doesn't lose the keys... Maybe he purposely hides them so that he won't have to go anywhere.

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Knightchaser27 25

He would make a good children's book character

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pitperson136 2

Uhhh? Honey. Where are the kids?

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