By stupiddog - 15/04/2014 12:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML
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ChakatBlackstar 29

You're lucky. My dad's yellow lab is so friendly she'd help the robbers carry things back to their car. -based on a true story.

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Neopopulas 9

Thats why I trained my shepherds in german. That and its hilarious.

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an3ph 20

Oops. Should have taught them German.

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Epikouros 31

They should have trained you to read at least a few comments before sharing your wisdom.

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Bigfabthetruth52 22

that's sucks op that you got robbed but it doesn't sound like you trained them that well.

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Cloverz 6

I saw on TV, they train police dog using foreign language for the command.. In that time they use german. So, Unless the burglar speak german, the dog will not obey :P

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TheMystery13 13

That's why you need two things: 1. A professional trainer 2. A gun

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krad204 21

That is why I teach my dogs in polish and German, so they don't respond to English. It's also really funny when I yell sitzen at my dogs and I get stares from other people.

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dDailydDosage 8

Lol that should be in a comedy XD

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steph_solaris 11

Thats why you get guns to protect yourself not dogs

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