Love: Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on...

By oh shit - 06/07/2014 19:28 - United States - Palatine

Today, my girlfriend was feeling down because she has put on some weight. I tried to make her feel better by showing her I can still pick her up. I can, and I was even able to hide the fact that I shat myself doing it. I'm so romantic. FML

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By GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - 06/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Lynbrook

Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML

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By Seabiscuit - 06/07/2009 04:03 - United States

Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2009 00:05 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By çapousse2904 - 12/09/2014 05:45 - France - Le Pr?-saint-gervais

Today, my girlfriend put her hand on my abs and confessed that she was glad I'd secretly started working out. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I've been constipated for three weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

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By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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By Gas-pingForAir - 19/09/2016 08:59 - United States - Columbia

Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, this girl I like just told me a funny story about her pooping adventures. We shared a laugh and she told me "I could never say that to my boyfriend, but I can to you. I don't know, it's like the uglier the boy, the more comfortable I am with him." FML

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WCARlover 34

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:09

This right here is proof that chivalry is not dead

mansfield_j 27

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:10

Hey atleast you made her feel better, sucks you crapped yourself but it's all well worth it to keep your girl happy in my book.

Comments

varutha 16

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:17

Being romantic has nothing to do with an accident. You did a good job ;)

anythingmustbe 18

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:21

Whatever happened to perdix?

dawood_k 27

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:22

Things men do too make their woman happy...

Sakuraashita 15

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:28

You sound like a really sweet guy, OP, I'm sure your girlfriend will remember that you were there to cheer her up when she needed it and that you love her no matter how she looks, but not the part where you crapped your pants, that sucks, but she'll never find out unless you tell her. ;)

ChloeTDCC 7

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:31

Little things like that can really make a difference. Good for you for reassuring your girlfriend, OP.

buckdharma 36

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:42

It's mind over matter op. Just say, I shan't shit, no matter how fat she gets.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:45

I don't think she'll hold that over you...

luverofakatsuki 16

Monday 7 July 2014 5:21

lets hope she doesn't I dont think you want her to drop it but good for you on making her fell better

sempisaviour 17

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:48

You sound like Chewbacca taking a shit

Cherryta 17

Sunday 6 July 2014 23:56

Your heart was in the right place OP...too bad your bottom was not.

buckdharma 36

Monday 7 July 2014 0:07

She's sad cause she can pinch an inch. You're even sadder cause you pinched a whole loaf. I'm wondering if she's still your main squeeze, but I guess it Depends. All I can say is love stinks.