Love: Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his...

By ccblock - 17/09/2010 01:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 18:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML

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By hAHAha Halo - 02/08/2010 17:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML

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By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

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By Vinny1017 - 07/10/2010 14:26 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML

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By ... - 29/12/2010 15:24

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2010 06:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 04:53 - United States - Muncie

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

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By Alejandroc - 20/01/2012 01:46 - Honduras

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML

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By FranchezDeVista - 30/08/2015 18:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML

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Friday 17 September 2010 9:31

Ehw, what a b*tchhh. She didn't deserve you.

jgray106 3

Friday 17 September 2010 9:34

snatch the money back off her. be like "it's mine bitch!" haha

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xIntoxiated 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 4:08

wow =_=

hahahagirl43 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 5:34

ouch :/

And_Jelly 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 8:43

Take the money from her and say "Whoops, I ment yes"

Arisakentaro 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 5:43

take the money nd run ._.

leew88 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 15:58

what can I say? Moe money, moe problems...

Shaggy_92 5

Monday 20 September 2010 12:54

that's bullshit I'd be so pissed

bjbrad69 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 4:54

my question is why was your girlfriend there while he was offering you $100 to break up with her?

kittycatxxx89 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 9:31

poor fella i would of took the 100

Chann13 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 23:03

shoulda took the offer. haha,

BambooSwitches 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 10:01

think of it this way, you're free from a bitch and they are stuck with a gold digging ***** for a daughter

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