By ccblock - 17/09/2010 01:30 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
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fmlbrooo 0

Ehw, what a b*tchhh. She didn't deserve you.

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jgray106 3

snatch the money back off her. be like "it's mine bitch!" haha

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DarkHelmet 10

hahahahahaahahahahaha talk about being BURNED!!!! Now ur out of $100 and single LOL

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yummycupcakegirl 0

awww shes a bitch

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ANTLink19 4

I'm pretty sure $50 would get you anywhere you wanna go. nice. I call this a WIN.

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yourlifesfucked 0

**** bitches, get money. win win.

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Mezza_fml 0

But you're EX-girlfriend grabbed the money ;D

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RadeonDerp 24

But you are EX-girlfriend grabbed the money? I think you mean 'your'.

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saragr94 2

hahahaaa.... omg, this made me laugh

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ChildrenOfFilth 12

She'll regret it whenever she spends the money on the useless shit and realizes she made a bad deal. Move on, man. It's girls like that that end up being gutter ****** anyways.

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Ardi_fml 0

damn dude u see u should take it !!! now u don't hav a girl nd no money . ooh well

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