By candy man - 04/09/2014 19:32 - United States - Chapel Hill

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Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML
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MissBehavin77 18

That's a new one. I didn't know there was such a thing as " taking too long" for a girl. I say you deserved the popcorn at least.

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captainsmegma 12

Something tells me that she got her muffin buttered earlier. She was having guilt sex with you.

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ThepurpleCow 19

Popcorn must have better sex appeal then you. Grab yourself a bag and pop it like Viagra!

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jefrey 9

how long is to long for her? because normally I Iast 45 min and my girlfriend complaints that it's not long enough...

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amisenho 11

What exactly is she complaining about that's "not long enough"?

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lichking7634 3

Wow man. That is so rude. I can't believe what this world has come to. A man can't get a damn bowl of popcorn after unsuccessful sex...

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thundermoo 16

This could go either way. OP is so bad in bed his gf couldn't take it anymore or the gf is so bad it takes OP foreverrrr to get off. In either event, there is clearly a problem. Communicate with each other if you want a solution.

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shanannygians07 28

Getting up to pee in the middle of sex is one thing, but popcorn is just way better. Lmao

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2i1337i2iscore 13

Its funny how sad of a sex life you must have lol

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drmisin 5

sorry even bad sex is better than popcorn.

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ostfaiz 18

no pop corns for U 'late-Cummer' ;)

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