Love: Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship...

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 21:43 - France

Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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HannahForbesxo 13

Wednesday 8 June 2011 8:59

Tell her you can be friends with who you want, I don't see why she should make the decision based on a couple of people liking a relationship status.

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 8 June 2011 8:59

Sounds like someone has a slight touch of crazy....

Comments

cptmorgan14 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 21:23

f* that b*!!!

Offensive_fml 4

Wednesday 8 June 2011 22:12

Hey, at least she did the relationship change on Facebook for you.

dabullzzsuck 1

Wednesday 8 June 2011 22:13

make an honest woman out of her and break up with the bitch

prismis 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 23:19

keep your status as single and tell her to f**k off

Synyster430 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 23:25

Bro's before Hoe's man.

secfo2011 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 23:54

saaaaaaaaaaad haha

Palindrome_Girl 10

Thursday 9 June 2011 0:05

i would keep your relationship status on single after that.

KushTaeKush 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 2:02

forget that, I would have told her to get real

kitsune3 20

Thursday 9 June 2011 4:19

Translation: "Today I decided to let my bitch of a girlfriend rip my balls off and control my life. I have no idea why I bother complaining online, since it's my own damn fault for not telling her off. If I gave a shit about my masculinity and controlling my own life, I'd have told her I'm going to be friends with whoever the hell I want." Seriously. OP, learn to be a self-aware human being. Tell your gf that it's YOUR choice who you're friends with, and if she dumps you for it, who the hell cares? You're better off without a bitch who tries to tell you what to do and who to hang with. You desevre better, man.

FatMan23 10

Thursday 9 June 2011 5:06

I hate not seeing the thumbs up/down. I accidentally gave down mark. FML

OhCondor 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 7:27

Who wouldn't agree with this?

Yeahyouknowww 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 5:19

**** that bitch, say that they're your friends and if her bitch ass doesn't ******* like it then break up with that bitch. She's controlling you, silly head! (: