Love: Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship...

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 21:43 - France

Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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HannahForbesxo 13

Wednesday 8 June 2011 8:59

Tell her you can be friends with who you want, I don't see why she should make the decision based on a couple of people liking a relationship status.

Mirorbo 26

Wednesday 8 June 2011 8:59

Sounds like someone has a slight touch of crazy....

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imac619 2

Wednesday 8 June 2011 16:15

Why was she even able to do that? You're one those fools that gives his gf his bank codes also. YDI. "Love" makes people stupid.

momo1972 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 16:36

does that include you if you like it

FAYUL12345100 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 16:45

Never date someone so controlling.

CmarieMC23 3

Wednesday 8 June 2011 16:46

maybe you should break up with her for real! what a douche

Bobdoleomega 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 16:49

keep it single and dump her bro

bitchslapped22 14

Wednesday 8 June 2011 17:01

Yet another case in which a dislike button would be needed.

rhpsfan9 10

Wednesday 8 June 2011 17:14

It's Facebook, people get so worked up over stuff on the Internet.

theonlysweetpea 10

Wednesday 8 June 2011 17:14

Dump her. She's needs to take a spin on the maturity ride at the adult carnival.

Vaesive 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 17:26

Sounds like you got yourself a crazy

goblin06 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 17:28

psychooooo! stay away very far away. who knows what that crazy girl will come up with next. lol

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