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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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By Boyufd - 30/08/2021 18:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after 3 years. Why, do you ask? Turns out her dad used to bully my dad in highschool and my dad kicked his ass after all this time and sent him to the hospital. FML

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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 14:00 - Guam

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 216

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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Riceball_fml 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:42

Maybe he came up as a ghost and said something to her? :S

HighlyAmused 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:42

That's horrible! At least you found out now that she's not meant for you!

Comments

purple5 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:46

stepdad maybe?

bennybenben12 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 5:24

yeah that's what I was thinking

smashyy 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:49

Ouch, what a jerk. She could at least tell you the truth Gosh

nakita367 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:49

aww #11 beat me to it

emmi_bird 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 21:52

????

hopiee 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:50

ohmyjeebus. I like her :D

JENNYBABYY 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:50

hahahah. sorry but thats funny

xo_emily_xo 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:51

aww =( i am so sorry about that! and **** you #15

lmmmr 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:52

Maybe that's her way of telling you that her father raised her to believe that she deserves better.

melikeulongtime 4

Monday 25 May 2009 21:52

Weren't you important enough for her to find a better excuse? HA! Owned!

luanamendes 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:53

she's just not that into you, dude.

globetrotter222 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:56

I think you dodged a bullet.

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