By vat - 25/02/2013 08:33 - Hong Kong

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she could not stand the thought of being in a relationship with a man who wears orange. This is the first time I've worn an orange shirt in at least 6 months. FML
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mike3775 35

Well take it as a sign that she was not the one for you, if that is enough reason to be dumped

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pheebs314 17

I'm thinking she was looking for an excuse to dump you, OP.

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mcar 13

What a horrible reason to break up with someone. Although, my ex once wore a bright orange polo and it turned me off so much.. Not that much to break up with him though.

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karlcolt45 19

she was clearly trying to write a poem about your wardrobe, and the orange shirt just threw a wrench in the works

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Honeybeezzz 7

Well, she must hate the Dutch, then, since our national colour is orange. Her loss!

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magicbear 3

was it a Mets shirt. Personally i find yellow more offensive on a man

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doumtabarnack 12

Clearly she was just waiting for any reason

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b_rizo 6

maybe she had a bad experience with an oompa loompa and you wearing Orange brings back bad memories

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RedD12 3

Guess she doesn't like the thought of sherbet inside her.

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japtap81 16

Could be worse, the orange shirt could be part of ur uniform for work

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