FML - The follow-up

Today, I was sitting on the floor petting my cat. Something that felt like a rock was jabbing into my leg so I reached down to remove it. It was an ancient, rock-hard piece of dung. FML

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This is my FML. And yay, I finally got one published! Anyway, yes it was inside on the floor and yes, it was freakin' gross haha. I had just come home after being away for several weeks for those saying I haven't been cleaning lol. I didn't see it because it blended in with the color of the rug. It actually hurt when I sat down on it. I can only assume one of the dogs snuck it from the litter box as they tend to do.
By sw2f2fchik612 - / Thursday 4 August 2016 02:01 / United States - Snellville
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By  hellraisedfire  |  35

aren't cats great? one morning I was on my way to a meeting and wearing a long sleeved blouse, and I kept getting a funny whiff of something but I couldn't quite make out where it was coming from. turns out my cat threw up in my sleeve. literally in my sleeve, around the elbow area. and that's why I keep backup outfits in my vehicles.

By  siggy_mcsigx  |  39

You know that scene in Fellowship of the Ring where the hobbits roll down the hill and disheveled Merry is like "ah, I think I broke something" and pulls a carrot out from under his ass. That is the state with which you pulled out and observed the ancient turd. In my dramatic mind.

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