Today, my girlfriend called off our plans to get married, all...

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2022 01:05 - Canada - Québec

Today, my girlfriend called off our plans to get married, all because I didn't “make enough time” while I was busy renovating the house for her parents to come over. FML

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doronantonin 5

Tuesday 22 February 2022 11:38

Take it as a godsend. It is unlikely that a mature person would break down on such a pretext.

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doronantonin 5

Tuesday 22 February 2022 11:38

Take it as a godsend. It is unlikely that a mature person would break down on such a pretext.

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