Miscellaneous: Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because... - FML

By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 031

You deserved it 2 370

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 507

You deserved it 859

By BirthdayBoy - 28/03/2015 03:42 - United States - Madison

Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 975

You deserved it 3 140

By jobless - 10/11/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 707

You deserved it 1 990

Left out

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 01:15 - Canada

Today, I saw some friends' cars at a friend's house, but thought nothing about it. Then I found pictures on Facebook of the pool party they had as a going away party for my friend, who is leaving the country for three months. I had no idea my friend was leaving, and I was the only one not invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 541

You deserved it 5 258

By Kerry - 19/06/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 099

You deserved it 2 615

By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 821

You deserved it 3 325

By sen - 19/02/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me: "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 384

You deserved it 2 633

Uber friends

By Anonymous - 01/08/2023 06:00 - United States - Seattle

Today, I'm going to be the one dropping off two of my friends so they can go hang out. I'm not invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 682

You deserved it 221

By college kid - 31/07/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 227

You deserved it 5 370

By Anonymous - 25/03/2016 19:07 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I spent a lot of money buying a birthday gift for a close friend, only to find out I'm not even invited to the party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 370

You deserved it 1 852

Next

Top comments

cutycat136 28

Saturday 13 June 2015 0:13

I feel like this has happened to way too many people..

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Saturday 13 June 2015 0:14

In your new town, you get to start anew. Keep an open mind and enjoy the new experiences. I hope it's better than where you are now. Good luck!

Comments

BntyHntrSeattle 30

Saturday 13 June 2015 0:14

In your new town, you get to start anew. Keep an open mind and enjoy the new experiences. I hope it's better than where you are now. Good luck!

rcarn 20

Saturday 13 June 2015 2:56

That's the plan.

purelymixed 17

Saturday 13 June 2015 0:17

Crash that bitch

ProfessorMctitie 20

Saturday 13 June 2015 0:18

Are you sure they are your friends??

gracehi 31

Saturday 13 June 2015 0:22

"Ding dong! The bitch is gone! The bitchy bitch, the bitchy bitch! Ding dong the bitchy bitch is gone!"--your roommate's be new favorite song. Not saying you're a bitch, but your roommate clearly isn't a fan of yours. I hope you get along better with the people who end up in your life wherever you're going. Good luck!

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Saturday 13 June 2015 1:05

Who said anything about a roommate?

gracehi 31

Saturday 13 June 2015 3:45

Oops. I guess a just didn't read carefully enough and assumed "friends" wouldn't be such assholes. My bad.

Iarla_ceapaire93 24

Saturday 13 June 2015 0:23

You should be happy you're finally getting away from these bastards, good opportunity to make some new friends!

MrDonSalvetti 27

Saturday 13 June 2015 0:25

Maybe they didn't throw that party because they were sad, but because they are happy that you leave... Not inviting you would only be logical in that case. However, I'm sorry for you OP! You deserve better than that!

Cassandra2015 21

Saturday 13 June 2015 0:30

Stay positive. Good luck on the move OP

beeneatenalive 12

Saturday 13 June 2015 0:45

The key word here Is "Friends"

ms101 10

Saturday 13 June 2015 1:09

If you weren't invited, it probably wasn't your going away party.

kittykat1501 31

Saturday 13 June 2015 1:12

Wow

Keywords

Awkward Love Relatable Students Work Racism Relationship advice Health Cheating Pregnancy Friends Teenagers Embarrassing Sex Intimacy Food Revenge Animals Cats Boredom Management Sexism Parenting Kids Parents Weird Miscellaneous Job interview Social Media Jealousy

The Top

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 720

You deserved it 4 756

Today, it's been a week since my mother died. She had no life insurance and was over $20,000 in debt, plus her hospital/funeral bills. My father wants nothing to do with me as she was a one night stand and he never paid child support. I'm behind on rent and bills because I'm injured from work. Thanks for nothing, mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 491

You deserved it 142

The Top

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 969

You deserved it 77 159

Today, while my 8-year-old was at school, I got a call saying that he shat and peed himself and then attacked a girl with his shit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 278

You deserved it 364

Today, I went to Macy's to buy some bras. After I paid, the old lady cashier noticed there was pen on one of the bras. By accident, I blurted out, "It's alright. No one's seeing them." The old lady nodded back in agreement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 794

You deserved it 10 502

Today, while applying for jobs, every single application has been giving me the error message, "Name not valid." Sorry the name my parents gave me isn’t good enough. FML

I agree, your life sucks 927

You deserved it 95

Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 359

You deserved it 9 322

Today, my now ex-boyfriend told me that I was the one. Not at this moment though, he wants to see how far he can go with his best female friend. But once he's done with her, we can be together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 390

You deserved it 1 896