By lolzboss - 07/03/2011 19:04 - United States

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Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
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a_girl_i_know 0

today's kids know a lot more stuff now than when we were kids, I wouldn't be surprised if he learned it at school.

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memo619 0

I think it was the fathers influence

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bluefire8q3 0

i hear you, i have some of my old stuffed animals saved in a box

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GeneralMotors 23

I do not know. what have you been teaching him? must be something really gross.

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brighteyes81 0

You're ******* sick. He's a ******* child.

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phatdaddy62 23

You've been teaching him to be a precocious little pedophile.

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phatdaddy62 23

You've been teaching him to be a precocious little pedophile.

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HeartbrokenLoner 0

Maybe by stuffed animals the OP means stuffed animals from when they were younger?

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ladylinda 0

why in the world would YOU have stuffed animals. sounds to me like its time for you to grow up and do some parenting.

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laylajune15 0

kids know alot more these days

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kel_pie 1

I see CPS in your future!!!

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