By lolzboss - 07/03/2011 19:04 - United States

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Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML
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a_girl_i_know 0

today's kids know a lot more stuff now than when we were kids, I wouldn't be surprised if he learned it at school.

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memo619 0

I think it was the fathers influence

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IdontWanna69 8

Hey at least your son has a possible future... as a **** star. ;)

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Mitch_Connor 11

I'd rather be at The Hundreds. Good to know I'm not the only one representing.

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melancholyangel 0

Hit the nail right on the head. I'm in the social work field and this is a huge red flag in my opinion.

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Sinkhole 26

I'm pretty sure #45 was just joking.

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vbmg152 18

People that dress as stuffed animals to have sex! sorry you asked?

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ROFLBERRYPIE 0

The kid's stuffed animals get more action than you do, OP!

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varkey 7

WTF? How does he even know what sex is, or at least what it looks like?? He's 5! There is no way this could have happened with good parenting, I mean he's freaking 5 years old. So YDI.

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