By -___- - 14/09/2012 23:06 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML
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missababgaga 19

Remind him that he is the father of your "Derp-Derp"

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firefly319 7

It's sad that your husband reacted that way. I personally think that your daughter is incredibly smart. She asked a question like that while other 5 year olds are struggling with basic sentences. You have an intelligent one on your hands.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

That girl is going to be mentally scarred for a very long time if she gets the birds and the bees talk at five. I shudder just thinking about knowing how it works at that age.

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DontWalkAway 8

Aw, that seems kinda mean. She's only five. Seems like a pretty reasonable question for a five-year-old to me.

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aliay 5

Hilarious. I still dont get the derp derp part though.

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combatbunny 9

Awesome troll dad strikes again.

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SpaceCadet87 0

It was cute till your husband killed the humor.

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FalconSam1414 19

Actually, I think your kid had a very intelligent guess there. I never thought THAT up! What a smart cookie she is! :3 kids are cute!!!

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