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By no low five - 30/11/2011 11:17 - United States

Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

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By Kid Lacef - 31/10/2018 15:30

Today, I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, and in response, she suggested that we settle for a hand hug. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML

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By secret - 02/11/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML

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By hell no! - 25/07/2019 04:00

Today, my fiancé's ex-wife thought it was perfectly acceptable to give herself a part in our upcoming wedding. She wants to "give" him away to me, the same way a father does to a bride. Apparently, I'm being unreasonable and selfish for denying her request. My fiancé told me to at least think about it. FML

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By Guntherdog - 27/06/2013 15:17 - United States

Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By slipperyhands - 15/08/2009 07:50 - United States

Today, on my wedding day, when they said, "You may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately, my hands were sweaty as I was nervous, and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2015 13:45 - United States

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

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Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:06

so kiss AND high five . marriage is all about compromise yes ?

HowAreYouToday 34

Wednesday 30 November 2011 16:05

You have been bro-zoned by your soon to be wife

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wesz 3

Thursday 1 December 2011 3:54

You may now high five the bride

Okayitwasme 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 4:23

I think it's a good idea! Add some funky moves, then for the finally do the kiss!

TheDeadlyTurtle 7

Thursday 1 December 2011 4:31

"I now pronounce u husband and husband u may now kiss the husband 'bam!'" -reference from I now pronounce u chuck and Larry.

Wolfina2 10

Thursday 1 December 2011 4:32

That... Would be AWESOME

evil_toad 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 4:35

Or you could have sex

FlyingWhisps 5

Thursday 1 December 2011 5:01

He's cheating on you, obviously. Dump him.

rexreta 5

Thursday 1 December 2011 5:10

Umm... No freaking way!

missadoodikins 9

Thursday 1 December 2011 5:14

I think that's kinda awesome

GentleGreenOhio 5

Thursday 1 December 2011 5:15

What?! He's clearly an illegal immigrant and is going to divorce you after the wedding.

mbrooks5110 0

Thursday 1 December 2011 5:17

That sounds awesome! Maybe do it after the kiss?!

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