Sex and Love: Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing...

By awkwardmandy - 11/03/2016 18:28 - United States - Okeene

Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML

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You deserved it 2 385

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 00:57 - Australia

Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML

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Mixing it up

By Kayleigh - 16/03/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 100

Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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You deserved it 1 180

That bastard!

By omgwtfsam - 27/07/2009 00:53 - United States

Today, my dad somehow found some pictures of my boyfriend having sex with some girl and went on a rampage about how pissed he was that he was cheating on me. I had to explain to my parents that I was the girl in the pictures. FML

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You deserved it 19 398

By virginwhore - 18/01/2015 06:29

Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 3 486

Oops...

By the other woman - 26/06/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was in a relationship the whole time. How did I find out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML

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You deserved it 517

By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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You deserved it 13 515

By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 15:16 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML

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You deserved it 10 275

Scolded

By oopsies - 08/01/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML

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Not now!

By XxDiabolikalXx - 24/08/2010 07:30 - France

Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML

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You deserved it 4 322

football98_fml 20

Saturday 12 March 2016 1:17

Now time for you to apologize to his dad for taking his life (:

jamjam276 16

Saturday 12 March 2016 1:18

I now see why he was your ex boyfriend.

Comments

erin_girl 6

Saturday 12 March 2016 22:39

Guys thanks for the positive comments, I'm glad to say my ex totally got what he deserved when my 3 brothers heard about it. :)

Host2phats 21

Sunday 13 March 2016 14:55

Your boyfriend has balls of steel and shows no fear, shame, or sympathy in the girlfriends dad game. He has a brave, solid soul... But the dad has a rifle that can pierce rhino hide and accurately shoot the 356 yards into your boyfriends skull. Goodbye boyfriend & goodbye daddy. #Notagaindamnit

Xobubblyxo 23

Sunday 13 March 2016 23:28

I'm guessing your dad does not have a gun?

graphicstyle7 17

Monday 14 March 2016 1:38

I'm happy to hear he's your ex. Crap like that is amazingly manipulative and abusive. People who are above that kind of behavior make a much better mates.