Health: Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into...

By shroooms - 28/07/2011 20:37 - Slovenia

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

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By fuuuuuh - 20/07/2012 05:47 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my family of five and I decided to have homemade sushi. We did not prepare the fish correctly, and now we all have excruciating food poisoning. The worst part? We only have one bathroom. FML

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By AW - 10/01/2011 12:48

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

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By Morgan Bailey - 18/09/2018 14:00

Today, I tried to let out a small fart in a crowded restaurant. I had diarrhea. I walked past several families to get to the bathroom and clean myself up, only to still go home with a huge wet spot down my ass. My shirt wasn't long enough to hide it. FML

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By MisterBrown - 15/02/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 18:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I both developed food poisoning from last night's sushi. Our apartment has one bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 3 317

By Numbass123 - 04/05/2014 17:17 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

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You deserved it 11 645

By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 08:03 - United States

Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML

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You deserved it 3 418

TheBrickWithouse 10

Friday 29 July 2011 1:23

i have one word for you: buckets. Seriously though, FYL.

prelim_champ 10

Friday 29 July 2011 1:37

The visual image of a "diarrhea fountain" is quite vomit-inducing...

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Takuya272727 16

Friday 29 July 2011 5:48

i can only imagine the horror. Maybe the neighbors would be a little lenient in loaning you their bathroom(s).

dolphincheddar 10

Friday 29 July 2011 5:55

also, everyone prank call the phone number he's dumb enough to put on his profile.

dolphincheddar 10

Friday 29 July 2011 5:53

102 are you retarded cuz if you are your ******* retarded, seriously.

Blakers2 0

Friday 29 July 2011 5:55

Cool story bro

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Friday 29 July 2011 5:57

It may not be chunks. OP and his family might be able to do the unthinkable: shit through a screen door and not touch a wire.

dolphincheddar 10

Friday 29 July 2011 5:57

also everyone prank call the number he's dumb enough to leave on his profile

Crlnprz 11

Friday 29 July 2011 6:32

#105 you're** lol fail x)

kings1fan 6

Friday 29 July 2011 6:38

and one roll of toilet paper

Mxpxdude189 0

Friday 29 July 2011 6:43

tacos bell?

KK3137 31

Friday 29 July 2011 6:50

McDonalds... But really, they have loads of bathrooms, I'm sure they can spare a few... :)

victimization 0

Friday 29 July 2011 6:57

#113 let's just say he was doing it to make fun of him solely based on the fact that 102 is indeed stupid.

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