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By Anonymous - 10/04/2016 06:56 - Hong Kong - Central District
Today, my drunk roommate and his girlfriend barged into my room already heated and all into each others faces. They proceeded to have sex on my bed. I was forced to jump out of the window to escape the awkward situation. I now have a twisted ankle and no keys to get back in. FML