By BarhydtBran - 18/08/2015 01:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML
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stieglar 17

Rule #1 of military training, don't talk back man. Have you not seen full metal jacket?

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cat4651 15

You had to have known that talking back would probably end badly.

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CliffyB03 28

Nope. I'm gonna be part of that small percent that say "you deserved it" because you don't ever make a smartass remark to a drill Sargent

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Angsty_Armadillo 25

There are two really important things to remember being in basic. One, keep your mouth shut. And two, never volunteer for ANYTHING.

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goozeo 11

Doesn't anyone think maybe he didn't mean to smart off and was just really nervous? This happened to my brother a few times at basic training lol

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StzaCrack666 18

I'll say you deserve it because joining the Army is a bad thingm

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little_fucker 18

I'll say you're a pussy who doesn't deserve to be free and protected by the same damn soldiers who joined the army that you're calling a bad thing

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Stumpy52 2

go bitch on facebook, the only people who care are your family. you talked back, running should be the least of your worries

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ArtemisRwill 22

YDI, never talk back to your DI. Your only vocabulary with him should be "Yes, Sir!" and "No, Sir!" Don't be a dumb ass.

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corky1992 33

Don't feel sorry for you lol. You don't make smart ass comments towards your drill sergeant.

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nightstalker282 6

I'm a veteran myself so reading this made my day. I started remembering my time through boot camp. Think of it like this, even though you mouthed off at the wrong moment all the "corrective training" is going to make you stronger than you already are.

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