Animals: Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone...

By Cedar Buero - 05/03/2017 19:00 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 17:18 - United States - Birmingham

Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and drop it in my lap, he decided to do it spontaneously. Too bad I was in the bath at the time. There goes a $300 phone. FML

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By toadface - 04/08/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I took my puppy outside to play. At one point, she stopped chewing on her toy and ran over to give me a big kiss all over my face and mouth. A few minutes later I realized that her chew toy was actually the dried up carcass of a toad. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By dog got ur phone - 07/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, I found pictures in my boyfriend's phone of our dog eating treats out of my mouth while I'm sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 19:44 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my dog got so excited about a new toy that she vomited all over it. I had to clean up the vomit, throw away the toy, and now have a very sad dog. FML

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By peanuts - 03/07/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML

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By Oww - 20/01/2023 19:00 - United States

Today, my dog was trying to chew on his bone, but he kept losing it because he still has to wear the cone of shame. He eventually lost it completely. When I tried to help him by picking it up, he bit my arm. FML

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By Z3R0G5 - 06/01/2014 23:00 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 22:00

Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML

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GoogieWithers 22

Monday 6 March 2017 3:20

Dogs are silly, he may have heard you saying it was an Apple?

extremereviews 26

Monday 6 March 2017 3:04

That bitch

Comments

Cedar Buero 8

Saturday 11 March 2017 7:47

Yes, I know I should watch where I put my things. But my dog has never chewed up anything before and I had put my phone in the exact same place that I always do and she hadn't touched it until that night. Surprisingly the phone did survive although I ended up getting a new one because I didn't know how long it would survive cracked all to hell with the screen flashing.

Esoluoy 10

Wednesday 12 April 2017 13:48

I mean c'mon you can buy another phone, but if your dog had died from swallowing glass shards or had some serious complications? What's with all the comments hating on the dog? It's an animal, it's your responsibility as a human with a well developed brain to keep objects away from animals/children. Not only for your sake but for their own as well.