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By DoubleShin - 05/06/2016 04:19 - United States - Emmaus

Today, my doctor informed me that the pain in my legs is due to shin splints. I'm not physically active, which means I'm so out of shape that the simple act of walking around has given me an athletic injury. FML

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mortalfoley 2

Sunday 5 June 2016 23:50

I had shin splints in my sophomore year of high school during track. Worst year of my life

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mortalfoley 2

Sunday 5 June 2016 23:50

I had shin splints in my sophomore year of high school during track. Worst year of my life

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