By Saphira - 11/11/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, my dad's girlfriend threw me a birthday party and all the gifts, decorations, and the cake were according to my age, which they thought was 12. I turned 13 today. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 257
You deserved it 8 076

Same thing different taste

Top comments

IllegalLight 0

If your dad's girlfriend is like 35 or whatever.. get her a 40 year old balloon on her next birthday :P She won't be happy either.

Kylias 6

Aww, that sucks. Congrats and happy birthday! And congratulations on being 13 and typing more coherently than most of the older crowd.

Comments

CoffeeCovered 0

Be happy you even HAD a birthday party, I've never had a birthday party. Ever.

God, deal with it you ungrateful *****. I don't even get presents, let a alone a party. Suck it up, at least they remembered

bjamin95 0

Whats the difference between a 12 year old party and a 13 year old party?

i love how some people think they are so much better than a thirteen year old. It just shows how immature you are when you make fun of a kid. You think you're soooo much better than us, becuase the number of years you have lived is higher than ours? thats just pathetic, if all you have to brag about is you age...its sad, becuase at some point everyone has been this age or will be this age. you're on this site saying...oh grow up, this is a mature site, you're just too young. holy friggin crap...thats pathetic. Obviously the girl is going to be sad about it, when you were her age, you would have been sad no matter what. there is nothing she can do to change her age, litterally, NOTHING, she can't magically make herself ten years older, becuase you told her to grow up and appriciate whatever she got, because, honestly , don't you think your feelings would be a little bit hurt if your family forgot how old you were turning? I suggest the people that are bitiching out a THRITEEN year old, should get off this site, becuase obviously THEY are too immature and are just jelous of this litte girl.

crazyoctober 0

oh come on people . she 's thirteen for crying out loud . it 's not like she 's turning 22 and expected to be over birthdays . i know i would be bummed if i became a teenager and my parents got my age wrong ... cut the kid a little slack !

hippyman933 0

Dude, stfu u whinny needy kid. I have never had a birthday party since my parents split, when I was 5. Not even for my 16th, and my brother gets partys every year. Dont bitch and moan and take pity on yourself because you have it a lot better then a lot of us.

boredbum14 0

Honestly, you're 13. shut up, no one cares.

Instead of making yourself seem like a cold hearted douche bag, you could realize that some people do care. Just because the OP is 13 doesn't mean that his FML isn't valid. I know if my parent's couldn't remember how old I was at that age I'd be pretty dissapointed too.

megdwhite 0

I'm so sorry Sweetheart. Happy Belated Birthday. On the plus side, at least they tried. Maybe she's just forgetful. I bet they both feel horrible about it.

loveyahun 0

Just be grateful that they remembered it. This isn't an FML, it's just a stuck up kid b!tch!ng