Break-ups and Love: Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because...

By bestgirlfriend - 03/09/2015 23:31 - United Kingdom - Stockton-on-tees

Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML

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You deserved it 7 374

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Same thing different taste

By Jenna - 03/07/2012 23:20 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 737

You deserved it 38 796

Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 419

You deserved it 96

By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 690

You deserved it 2 955

By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 958

You deserved it 4 004

Fight!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 174

You deserved it 223

Stinky

By Anonymouss - 25/06/2015 03:54 - United States

Today, I was informed, after being broken up with, that my girlfriend's father only set her up with me so that she would have more motivation to shower on a regular basis. He actually yelled at me for being broken up with. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 418

You deserved it 1 978

By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 732

You deserved it 3 136

By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 403

You deserved it 3 216

By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 514

You deserved it 2 425

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 23:20 - Sri Lanka - Piliyandala

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML

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You deserved it 2 542

alphafish17 16

Friday 4 September 2015 8:15

If your own father thinks you're a bad influence it might be time to rethink some of your choices

lex1459 38

Friday 4 September 2015 8:18

What on earth did you do that made your dad think your boyfriend needed better?

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sighlifeman 12

Friday 4 September 2015 11:59

bro looking out for a bro

chris9O 14

Friday 4 September 2015 12:25

My boyfriend and I* Soz not Soz

_imacooldude_ 10

Friday 4 September 2015 13:38

Life evaluation time babe.

wickedhyype 17

Friday 4 September 2015 13:55

What an ironic twist

CliffyB03 28

Friday 4 September 2015 14:05

If your parents have tell you how to run your relationship, you shouldn't be in a relationship

worldclassrager 39

Friday 4 September 2015 14:46

What on earth are you doing to be one?

lexitomlinson_91 8

Friday 4 September 2015 15:07

I don't think you can be mad at your father if he thinks you're a bad influence. This should inspire you to rethink your life choices.

Crawyz 11

Friday 4 September 2015 19:32

First of all it depends on age and whether he is justified in making that decision

lukeDAduke157 11

Friday 4 September 2015 19:50

I actually want to hear the other side to this.

acertwo 17

Saturday 5 September 2015 12:40

Awwww

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Same thing different taste

Nice victim blaming, dude

Fight!

Stinky

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