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By justinj360 - 22/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, my dad informed me that I will be staying in the bug-infested shed for the summer when I come to visit, due to his girlfriend's sewing workspace completely taking over the only room I've ever had at his house. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered my boyfriend's spider-infested shed where I refused to set foot, where he is constantly fixing the mower, bikes, or his car, is actually just a sound recording of power tools he plays so I won’t go down and disturb him. He has a TV, an Xbox, and a fridge in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2021 17:59

Today, I found out I have bed bugs, thanks to my dad having them and not telling me, so my girlfriend got pissed at me, thinking I purposely give them to her, and is sending me a bill to have her house treated for them. Thanks dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2017 05:00

Today, I traveled to my hometown for a funeral. I'm staying with my family in the house I grew up in. My dad told me they'd "completely renovated" the house. There's still only one bathroom for the seven of us and I'm sleeping on the floor for the entire two weeks. FML

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By thanks a lot asshole - 26/09/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, I went to visit my father. His new wife has hoarded out our childhood home nearly to the point of it being unliveable. That’s pretty funny, considering my dad used to literally beat us if our rooms weren’t clean or we left dishes in the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:14 - United States - Bronx

Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2020 05:01

Today, my bedroom in my gran's house gets the most sun in the evenings. There is no AC, not even a fan, and the only place cool enough to sleep is the basement. Which probably hasn’t been cleaned since the '80s, and I have to share it with the biggest spider ever and a beehive in the roller shutter casing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 18:48 - Belize - Belize City

Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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By Venus - 26/04/2019 20:00

Today, despite the fact that I live with my parents and pay rent, my mom decided the best spot for my brother, his wife and one-year-old son was my bedroom. So I'm sleeping on the couch, because it would, "take too long to clean her room." FML

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By John Brown - 24/07/2018 15:00

Today, my roommate told me that I have to find a new place to live because I make his new girlfriend uncomfortable. I just had surgery and am bedridden. FML

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bentleysdad11611 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:15

I say you don't let your dad get any the whole time your there to get even

oh_hi_there 1

Wednesday 22 June 2011 12:29

Since you said "visited" I assume you don't have to go stay there. Tell your dad that you won't visit unless his girlfriend moves her stuff so you can sleep in your room.

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dtmack 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 20:08

don't go visit

Tektite 14

Wednesday 22 June 2011 22:28

Yeah screw that, I'd go home.. or beat the bitch into a pulp and get her to make you a room.. or at least a bed on the couch, C'mon!

xxharrybeastxx 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:11

what a dick!!

lemothelemon 14

Thursday 23 June 2011 0:42

go home? f*ck staying with that douchebag

kayomi 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:42

don't go if he is going to treat you like that

Skatejock21 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 2:56

have you EVER considered a hotel? you do realize that those were created and designed for visitors. I always stay in a hotel when I visit my parents even they have room for myself, my wife and 3 kids.

justinj360 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 5:16

Believe me I would if I wasn't 15 and made more than I do now

pinkspaceboundro 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 3:04

I'd start dropping some needles in the floor of their room, maybe accidentally " break" the sewing machine.

butterflyz1961 2

Thursday 23 June 2011 3:54

I wouldn't go.

youshitme 9

Thursday 23 June 2011 4:37

move out and pay your own rent, stop complaining, be grateful he's letting you stay at all

linnie_wesker 20

Thursday 23 June 2011 5:21

He's staying FOR THE SUMMER. Did you not read that part? So he's probably still in school, and not even old enough to have a job.

Lull_fml 4

Thursday 23 June 2011 5:24

That is horrible. I would tell him that I am not going to visit until there was a proper place to sleep. No one should have to stay in a bug-infested shed.