Miscellaneous: Today, my dad found out that I'm a member on a bodybuilding forum...

By -.- - 13/04/2014 22:16 - United Kingdom - Epsom

Today, my dad found out that I'm a member on a bodybuilding forum and decided to join it too. It's only been a few hours, but he's already told everyone that he's my dad, posted that I'm a "total pussy in real life", and questioned my sexuality. Thanks. FML

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By Mark - 31/08/2021 15:01

Today, I came out as gay to my dad on Whatsapp. The only thing he replied was, "I'll ever talk to you again when you stop being a pussy." He then blocked me from everywhere. FML

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By anonymous - 19/08/2013 05:41 - United States - Lamar

Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 20:42 - United States - Boulder

Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML

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By not gay in AL - 11/05/2014 17:57 - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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By msmusiclover7 - 27/02/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Longmont

Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML

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By cheerbabeXoXo - 29/06/2013 21:49 - United Kingdom - High Wycombe

Today, I overheard my dad telling my mum that the only way I'm ever going to get into a relationship is if I "pose as a woman and con some gullible bastard online." He's probably right. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I talked to my dad about joining the military. He got up, laughed, and said, "As if the army would accept a pussy like you." FML

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By Asterisk1009 - 29/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents that I'm gay. My mom said "Yeah, we know." When I asked how they knew, my dad, without looking up from the tv, said, "We've been monitoring your Internet history." FML

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Azalorgm 7

Monday 14 April 2014 1:40

Time to fight fire with fire.

PenguinBitch 43

Monday 14 April 2014 1:52

Act like you don't know him and call him out. The administrators might ban him.

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Gityerchicken 12

Monday 14 April 2014 7:06

Sounds like your dad is projecting himself on to you. Sorry OP your dad needs mental health help.

DEATHSNIGHTMARE 16

Monday 14 April 2014 7:29

You will Work It Out.OP

sweetest_jenn 18

Monday 14 April 2014 8:59

Jeez. Your dad is a total asshole.

more4me 27

Monday 14 April 2014 9:34

Troll dad.

Ki11erC 18

Monday 14 April 2014 11:32

Haha, troll dad.

11shareef 4

Monday 14 April 2014 12:35

Do you even lift?

Kergami 18

Monday 14 April 2014 14:04

I would easily report him on the forums if he wants to act like that.

azyjazy713 11

Monday 14 April 2014 16:45

He sounds like a real bully. Dont let people like that get in your head. They just want to see others suffer.

sanecatlady 13

Monday 14 April 2014 18:04

The one person who is supposed to stand up for you is a bully. Sad.

Omniprism 14

Monday 14 April 2014 20:29

What a dick. Payback time.

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