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By Badluckolsen - 18/02/2016 22:48 - United States - Orangeburg

Today, my dad figured out how to use the parental controls on the TV. I am now restricted to Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network. I am 19. FML

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sgcaudell 27

Wednesday 7 September 2016 3:03

And that sucks because? I'm 30 and watch Cartoon Network and nick a lot

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sgcaudell 27

Wednesday 7 September 2016 3:03

And that sucks because? I'm 30 and watch Cartoon Network and nick a lot

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