Miscellaneous: Today, my dad congratulated me on having my first girl come over... - FML

By papaedups - 11/04/2016 05:46 - United States - Arlington

Today, my dad congratulated me on having my first girl come over late at night and asked me to be quieter because he could hear us. I'm still single and it was probably me grunting and getting mad losing Plants vs Zombies. FML

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papaedups 11

Monday 11 April 2016 16:58

yeah he was proud I suppose that's why I haven't told him the truth tbh

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LMAO__no 15

Monday 11 April 2016 15:12

Plants v zombies is the shit though. I always get mad when they chew through my walnuts.

ThunderLightTSV 31

Monday 11 April 2016 15:10

Damn those pea shooters

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watermelon15 35

Tuesday 12 April 2016 7:13

Made me laugh. Lol

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Tuesday 12 April 2016 11:10

I find that pretty creepy that a dad would congratulate his son on having a girl over. I know my kids will have sex but I don't necessarily want to think or be excited about it.

jagott2 8

Thursday 14 April 2016 5:27

I'm not surprised since a lot of dads congratulate their son when he has sex since that is somehow an 'accomplishment'.

m3aga1n 16

Tuesday 12 April 2016 16:07

I actually feel this on a personal level.

The_ghetto_mango 25

Tuesday 12 April 2016 23:23

Can relate. Damn bucketheads.

Furcorn_57 17

Friday 22 April 2016 7:58

I can relate. Damn you, Gargantuars! Imps! Zombonis! Catapult Zombies!

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