Miscellaneous: Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and...

By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:59 - New Zealand

Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML

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By alanh69 - 26/08/2014 19:12 - United States - Woodward

Today, I asked my dad to give me a haircut. After 20 minutes of "fuck"s and "shit"s, he gave up and just shaved my head bald. I pull off the look so badly that two people I don't even know have already told me I look like a psychopath. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 21:06 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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Good one, mom

By hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML

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By w_t_f - 18/02/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML

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By notquitejuliet - 04/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By Ali - 05/03/2017 22:30 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, my father cut my hair for the first time. Now, I always have to wear a cap when I go outside. FML

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By ILiveWithMorons - 12/04/2011 03:07 - United States

Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML

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By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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11jackson11 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:00

shave your dads head in his sleep :)

Bobissmall 13

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:00

Do the same to him. Unless he's bald. Then you should draw on his head.

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Moo_Horse 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 1:09

aw sry

SAgirl 13

Monday 13 December 2010 12:22

Guess your dad forgot to take his meds?

tranZyBoneZ 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 3:58

what sucks is if he did it with scissors u just had to sit there through it. unless you were somehow able to judge before he started cutting & knock the scissors away,, but thatd be dangerous enough & yanking away if you noticed a tugging of shears couldve resulted in some physical harm too. there is just no good outcome to that. i'm sorry.

wriptidez 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 15:09

tell him he owes u for damages

marful 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 3:57

Your dad is an idiot. You know where he sleeps.

kit_gonzalez 0

Monday 10 January 2011 2:30

Oh many if it was my dad i would have kick his ass and made him bald

toongirl 4

Wednesday 23 March 2011 8:49

Poor you OP - hope it grows back fast. One of my classmates did that to me once. He came over to talk to someone near me while we were working and the next thing I knew he put a chunk of hair on the table. He'd cut an inch long chunk out of the bottom of my hair!