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By Callmesam230 - 23/02/2016 02:53 - United States - Laurel

Today, my dad called and I answered the phone. He must have thought I was my mom because he started talking about how they never should have had kids and they should send us to an orphanage. When I told him that it was me he said "Oh tell your mom what I said." FML

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