Health: Today, my dad attempted to fix a power outlet. He managed to...

By fudgydiaper22 - 30/01/2011 00:28 - United States

Today, my dad attempted to fix a power outlet. He managed to shock himself with 120 volts and fall backwards, landing on top of me. I am 85 pounds and he weighs 290 pounds. FML

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By zoearcu - 17/04/2011 18:32 - United States

Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 16:22 - Australia - Sydney

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By Braced - 21/02/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML

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By Chris - 03/04/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I was awoken by my dad yelling into my ear. In shock, I jumped up off the couch, and came smashing down into the coffee table. FML

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By Jeff - 02/08/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML

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theblackhannah 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:33

wow..gain some weight?

allplayedout 20

Sunday 30 January 2011 9:36

unrelated, but how can you only weigh 85 pounds? I'm a girl and havent been so small since I was ten. are you eleven or very short?

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DRock525 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 23:39

these^

merexbear 0

Monday 31 January 2011 0:18

are you old enough to have a Fml account? lol

b1ondiee 0

Monday 31 January 2011 0:21

I am a 12 year old girl that weighs 85 , and im skinny but not anorexic . some people are just short as well , im average , it is possible to weigh that much and not be anorexic , may i also remind you that you that you have no idea of how short this person is or if they just burn calories really fast. also , ya so what if there young , who cares . ? so it is possible . everybody just needs to shut up and deal with it kaaay . and whoever you are im sorry about what happend , and hope ur both okaay .